I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF TRYING TO GET PAST DUMB MACHINES SO THAT I CAN JUST PAY MY BILL.

YOUR SYSTEM WON'T LET ME REGISTER. EVERY WEBSITE AND PHONE OPTION THAT I TRY WON'T LET ME GET PAST DUMB MACHINES THAT CANNOT COMPREHEND THE SITUATION.

I BOUGHT A BRAND NEW SAMSUNG GALAXY NOTE 4 WITH A 2-YEAR PLAN, CAN I PLEASE GET A VERIZON HUMAN BEING TO NOTICE ME AND COMMUNICATE VIA EMAIL OR ANYTHING SO THAT I CAN JUST PAY MY BILL AND GET ON WITH MY BUSY LIFE.

I HAVE CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

I HAVE PERSONAL INFORMATION.

I JUST RECEIVED A 24-HOUR PAY YOUR BILL TEXT MESSAGE FROM VERIZON WIRELESS, WHICH, OF COURSE, WAS SENT BY A DUMB MACHINE SO IT IS USELESS TO REPLY.

I AM IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY AT THE MOMENT.

CAN SOME VERIZON HUMAN BEING FIX THIS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MANKIND.